Dearest Fellow Afteryouths,
I know how it is. I understand. You step out of the shower, dry yourself down in front of the mirror, (maybe flex those pecs a little?) and then slip into the bedroom in your towel to surprise the missus.
She looks at you endearingly perched on the edge of the bed. You throw her some manly poses and she coos. "You the man" she whispers huskily. Then you turn around to show off those chiseled back muscles when she screams and bolts out of the room.
So waste no time and do what a man needs to do. See pic. Buy product. Right away. Run along now.