Return to sender…

by sidin in


Ahh... Back in IIMA. Second year beckons. So does all my luggage on the first floor. Big cardboard boxes full of heavy things. So more later tonight...

I have noticed an interesting trend. I get most of my hits on working days. Saturdays and Sundays are lifeless. Which means I get read in the office. Which means noone actually spends any money to read my blog. That makes me not want to write a book. Which means I wont get royalty and a heavy advance. Which means I wont make any multi-million charity contributions or civic donations. Society doesn't deserve that.

Read me on weekends. For society's sake.

And finally, an old mallu joke. Friends in a bus going through some photographs. Some camping trip or something. Bus very crowded. Bus breaks suddenly. Hero drops a photograph. Photograph glides through the air vehemently searching for a resting place. Finally finds one on the floor safe in the shadows of Cicily aunty's shimmering silk saree.

Hero: Madam can you lift your saree for a second?
Cicily: WHAT???!!!!! WHY???!!!!
Hero: I want to take a photo...

Have a great new week. And England Rocks!!!