And thus, I was sent forth into the perilous world of luxury suits. A world where prices are an inconvenient element of the conversation and pocket squares lead to debates not unlike those about the West Asian peace process. In this merciless world, all that stands between high fashion and eternal sartorial damnation is one, [...]
Just received this in the mail. Absolutely no way this can’t cheer up your day immediately.
So the missus and yours truly are at this birthday party at the neighbour’s. Which one you ask? Let me explain.
Opposite our humble abode lives the sweetest woman in the world. Coming to think of it, she is exactly like that old woman in Rosemary’s Baby. (Except for the devil worship and baby stealing bits [...]
“Hello?”
“Hey… Pastrami… wassup.”
“Screw me. Where have you been man… What has it been? A month since you blogged?”
“A little more than that. Almost one and a half actually…”
“What happened man…?”
“Well I’ve just been busy with things Pastrami. You know how it is…”
“No I don’t. People were beginning to worry you know. Leaving comments and emails [...]