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    My mobile is PC

    Geeeaaaaaaaaaweewaaaaaaa…

    Ah! Nothing like getting up after a truck load of work and then stretching and screaming in relief no?

    No seriously. I actually do that. The wife hates it. Apparently I never did it before marriage. “You have changed Sidin!” she says while I download photos of Matt Damon and take large printouts.

    Anyways it’s been a really tight couple of weeks and I’ve finally managed to salvage the time to bring your attention to an evil which is slowly eating away at the very social and moral fiber of our society. Something that is beginning to rear its evil head more often than it ever has in the past. A vile presence that sits like a benign granuloma on the spinal cord of our society and restricts the blood flow of unity and communal harmony to the population centre that is our brain stem leading to the subacute sclerosing panencephalitis that is mass cultural myopia.

    (Many many House MD DVDs. Sorry.)

    But before that, I would like to say that henceforth each blog of mine will come with a little banner for GiveIndia embedded in it. GiveIndia is a website that makes it easy peasy to donate money to your charity of choice. They don’t pay me money to do this, of course, and I hope the High Networth Engineers and MBAs amongst you will rise to the occasion by clicking through and doing your bit wherever you see fit. Charity begins at home page no? (Ha!)

    So where was I? Ah yes mass cultural myopia.

    What’s with this sudden upsurge of national political correctness? Haven’t you noticed it? When suddenly people are afraid to say what is blatantly obvious? Just so that they avoid the possibility, however minor, of offending someone.

    Of course political correctness can be convenient in certain harmless situations.

    “Of course your baby is lovely! No the moustache is cute.”

    “No no. That is a good IIM too!” (Guahaha.)

    Yet nothing drives me insane like one of those media reports, especially on TV, where they try to pass off “People from two communities had a go at each other yesterday with sub-machine gun fire. Riot police later controlled the crowd from a distance using only mind power as made famous by the Bapna brothers in Competition Success Review.” instead of just coming clean and admitting that the Buddhists and Bahais are at it again.

    First there was that Aaja Nachle thing. And then the Sikhs of Lucknow filed cases against poor Anilbhai. And now the recent discoveries about my cellphone.

    What did you say? No idea what happened to my cellphone? None at all?

    Sigh. Socially networked society it seems. Citizen journalism will change our world they say. Pshaw!

    Texting messages is one of the great modes of communication of this day and age. After a hectic day in the office nothing warms the heart like sending a message of extreme naughtiness to the wife. But then “Darth Vader Woman in HR” is just next to “Darling” in the phone book and often hilarity ensues due to digit-al mishaps.

    So imagine my chagrin when I discover that the Brick, as I affectionately call my P990i when I wear hip hugging jeans, has a predictive text input that is so prudish that it makes an Indian parish priest look like an American parish priest.

    Let me explain.

    My cellphone uses what is known as a T9 dictionary. This is the thing that gives your predictive text input thing work. So you don’t have to go punching forever on your teeny mobile keypad to get simple words out. (Try doing the phrase “I was flabbergasted when I perused the entry for appendicitis in an encyclopedia my dear Parthasaarathy!.”)

    Yet I know the smartest people who don’t get the hang of predictive text input. High funda software engineer processes Laplace transforms and does Matrix multiplications in his head over a Hazelnut Cappuccino. But tell him to sms you what he’s sipping and watch the genius sweat over his keyboard.

    But all the difficulties of T9 pale in comparison to the indignation I felt when I discovered that the Brick comes factory-installed with a dictionary that has all the good words pruned out of it already. Is this another sign of the moral decrepitude of our times?

    I am afraid so.

    For instance when I am thoroughly angry with someone I need to send out a message like “NO! YOU are a dial head!” This is because the word I am looking for (rhymes with drick) is not available on my phone. The closest available choice is ‘dial’. I could call it Richard. But that could become an annoying habit.

    You’ve been late with a column submission and got beaten black and blue by the newspaper person? The best you can do is “I got batch-slapped by that Hindu person again today!” This is because my phone does not believe in the existence of the female of the canine species at all. “Where do puppies come from?” is not a question my phone ever asks itself.

    No reference can be made to the posterior region of the human body with any suitable word except ‘booty’and ‘butt’. Words such as ass / arse / fanny / back-end / doublebubble are simply missing from the T9 dictionary. If this was before marriage I would have asked aloud in agony: “What is wrong with the posterior for god’s sake? I think it’s mighty fine and deserves wide appreciation!” Today I have no interest in such things at all. In fact you should ignore this last point completely.

    I cannot call anyone a ‘moron’, ‘nincompoop’, ‘imbecile’, ‘slut’ or even ‘dufus’. All perfectly good words in the English language. But my phone will have none of it. Apparently such words are beneath it.

    Instead it cheerfully throws up such conversational gems as ‘incontinence’, ‘Hilcote’, ‘tundra’ and my personal favourite: ‘hernia’d’.

    ‘hernia’d’

    Definition: The situation of having a hernia thrown at oneself at great speed without warning.

    Use in a sentence: “Sidin was writing a poem about the Asiad, could not find a rhyming word for some time, before he picked up his phone and observed ‘hernia’d’.”

    Important Note: Be EXTREMELY careful when sending T9 composed message to any girl named Rashmi.

    Yes my phone has ‘screwdriver’. But no mention at all of plain old simple ‘screw’.

    As you can this has shaken my faith in the world at large gravely. Who knew such a vile conspiracy was afoot within the bowels of the mobile phone industry?

    Is this happening to your phone as well? Is the phone trying to prevent you from speaking freely? Is it curbing your freedom of expression?

    I think we should form an Orkut group and fight this immediately. When I pay for my phone I should get it complete with a full quota of words whether they seem unsavoury to the phone maker or not. Let us put an end to this menace.

    Or as my phone would say “I’ve had enough of this asap. Time to kick some cps!”

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    56 Comments »

    Comment by Jam
    2007-12-06 12:10:44

    Ha ha ha ha ha, Nokia phones are no better with their ‘intuitive’ type ahead faciliity. Wonder how these people can presume they can get into my mind and figure out what I am actually going to type in next.

    Cheers………Jam

     
    Comment by Gourav
    2007-12-06 13:08:26

    That is why I curse in Hindi or Punjabi!
    BTW how about starting an online petition to fight the corporate cronies too??

    P.S. Loved the copyright notice at the posterior of ur blog ;)

    Comment by admin
    2007-12-06 13:24:12
    On your phone? You get hindi curses on your phone? Please provide brand and model details.
     
     
    Comment by rahul
    2007-12-06 14:41:04

    t9 is a copyrighted technology that is licensed by almost all the cellphone companies. nokia, motorola, sony all have it.
    loved the bit on rashmi. i actually typed to check what t9 would make of her name :-)
    good post to kill afternoon boredom at werk! good one sidin!

    Comment by admin
    2007-12-06 15:52:02
    But do you know that some models have umm… better words than others?
     
     
    Comment by Aravind
    2007-12-06 14:49:46

    great post. :-)) lol!

    I think Nokia (i have an N73) works better? they have more words, like screw for instance. but no hernia’d. no ways!

    Comment by admin
    2007-12-06 15:52:39
    Ok ok ok. You have N73. Ok. Show off!
    Comment by Aravind
    2007-12-06 18:35:24

    hahaha :-)
    nothing’s worth showing off except iPhone now dude :-) ok ok…Vertu as well.

    (Comments wont nest below this level)
     
     
     
    Comment by longblackveil
    2007-12-06 14:52:16

    Hyaahahaaaaaa. Whatay fun.
    Fevrit portions:
    The politically correct-IIM-Guaaahaahaa bit.
    Rashmi…- Like Rahul upsatirs, I typed this in for fun too. A learning experience.
    “You have changed, Sidin!”
    Haw haw.

     
    Comment by Shanim
    2007-12-06 16:55:50

    hahahaha…awesome one dude!!!

     
    Comment by Arpz
    2007-12-06 17:35:32

    err…. turn the T9 off?

    Comment by admin
    2007-12-06 17:48:20
    And just give in like that to the basest capitalistic tendencies? Not without a fight or a substantial financial settlement! Never question my principle again like that Arpz!
     
     
    Comment by Ruby Shanker
    2007-12-06 18:27:36

    Hey sids!

    I used to use the T9 function on my mob before, untill I sent daddy dearest an sms in a hurry one day, only to discover it was something no girl should never say to her father. And eversince I succumbed to text messaging without T9 :)

     
    Comment by anu
    2007-12-06 19:32:13

    hey,
    lol..i must admit ..i am great fan of urs..started with reading ur Tuesdays blogs on rediff…nice post….actually i was literally waiting for the Dec 2007 posts…

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-07 10:30:01
    Ah! In that case welcome, welcome! Most of the people here worked the other way around I think!
     
     
    Comment by abhi
    2007-12-06 19:48:17

    Yeah, I have noticed it too. But my phone has a “add to dictionary” option, so now it is equipped with all the latest lingo !

     
    Comment by Ash
    2007-12-06 20:42:53

    Howlarious as usual Sid bhai ! Like others, I too was mighty prompt in doing the Rashmi thingy :-D
    I have a friend whose boyfriend’s name is Binoy n everytime she wanted to sms him sweet-nothings, T9 threw “Agony” at her.. :) Needless to say, she switched over to the normal mode in no time.

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-07 10:30:56
    Ha! And imagine if she had a Binoy Uncle…
     
     
    Comment by Ahmak
    2007-12-06 22:03:24

    Glad to hear she didn’t change the boyfriend to suit the T9.

     
    Comment by maxdavinci
    2007-12-07 00:42:42

    saar superr post saar..

    The T9 has troubled me from the early days of SMSing, i have therefore forcibly trained my fingers to type fast and hence not compromise on the speed of composition. The T9 sometimes feels like the ‘I’m feeling lucky’ google button.

    keep em coming…

     
    Comment by Robs
    2007-12-07 02:27:38

    Hilarious as always Sid…
    Jst wat the doc ordered for a boring Thursday mornin.

     
    Comment by Kamal
    2007-12-07 04:13:11

    “The discount is offered because we need to get your feedback letter quickly and
    decide if we should advertise on TV (and set up distributor/seller network). because we want to quickly learn if we should advertise the mind machine in TV ads and we need to get your feedback letter quickly.”

    http://www.mindpowerindia.com/free-articles/ebooks/cat_vocab.pdf

    Page 44 of 57

    Long live Bapna brother and the Mind Machine!

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-07 10:32:02
    I’d thought Mr. Bapna had disappeared. This is a welcome revelation Kamal. The site is howlarious reading too no?
     
     
    Comment by Bivas
    2007-12-07 08:01:37

    how abt the ‘Add Word’ option…I hv most Hinglish words saved in. Of course sometimes, the predictive technology is so good that it gives me choice of words that I hv used in some previous msg but hvn’t stored…Howzzat for technology! ;-)
    Btw…I did type in Rashmi to chk ;-)

     
    Comment by RS
    2007-12-07 09:03:37

    Way to kick off a FRIDAY!. Very funny article, the warning should apply for females named Prerna as well. Your T9 dictionary is stored in a file called en.t9 on your cellphone. Maybe there is a way to hack it and add good, wholesome words to it. Sadly, I do not own a P990i, or I would’ve got cracking on it. In the interest of science, of course.

     
    Comment by Arun
    2007-12-07 10:43:55

    Hilarious post Sid bhai ! I hate these cell dics too ;)

     
    Comment by Rohith
    2007-12-07 15:06:52

    pssttt…. Asap is what comes as default for crap in most phones i think. Try the second option n you’ll be in splitttss… especially when you use it in your concluding sentence ;-)

    Comment by admin
    2007-12-07 16:17:32
    Third option on my phone! But yes whatay way to end an official sentence!
     
     
    Comment by Archana
    2007-12-07 16:01:53

    “After a hectic day in the office nothing warms the heart like sending a message of extreme naughtiness to the wife. But then “Darth Vader Woman in HR” is just next to “Darling” in the phone book and often hilarity ensues due to digit-al mishaps.”


    Have done this mistake so many times in life that have just lost count of it… Feels good to know even the best of people end up doing it! But then looking at it in a philosphical(?!?!) manner, it ends up improving the sense of humor of the recepient. Wonder why they refuse to look at things in that light!!

    As usual, good piece of work Sidin! Keep ‘em coming.

    Comment by admin
    2007-12-07 16:49:42
    All based on real life only! What you thought I pull out ideas from thin air??

    Whatay affrontery that is!

     
     
    Comment by Wanderlust
    2007-12-07 19:39:00

    Is your keyboard rebelling against profanity too….???
    Sidin has been rectified as Admin in quite a few of your comment responses !!!!
    Microsoft Outlook is not way behind too and I did not impress a particularly agitated Sardar when the damned spell check thought of changing Manvinder to Lavender in one of the emails !!

     
    Comment by Madhavan Kutty
    2007-12-07 22:04:38

    the offence about the software engineer sweating over the keypad taken…but what are you doing without adding words to the t9 dictionary? your phone doesnt allow you to add words? hmmm…must be a brick!! :)

     
    Comment by JV
    2007-12-08 10:18:18

    Pls to be telling us T9-less folks what Rashmi produces.

     
    Comment by Mathew
    2007-12-08 11:29:12

    That condition you are suffering from - it could be lupus, you know. Sorry, I too have been watching a lot of House MD recently.

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-09 10:15:28
    Lets do a brain biopsy anyways!
     
     
    Comment by Chittaranjan
    2007-12-08 16:39:33

    Ha Ha!

    Maybe you can create your very own ‘Predictive Profanity-Laden DIC*tionary’ input…something like SID9 !!! We all would volunteer to fill-in the words of corz :P

    P.S: Did u know for getting STAR in T9, we’ve to press 7-8-2-7, which is (was?) the SMS Address of the STAR Network. Ditto 6-3-8-8 for NDTV

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-09 10:16:30
    He he. It will reduce to a list of Chennai tam obscenities and MBA jargon in no time. But it IS an intriguing thought.
     
     
    Comment by Chittaranjan
    2007-12-08 16:41:54

    P.P.S: I’ve visited here for the first time on the back of IE7 and noticed that ur Blog has ads :o

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-09 10:17:27
    No wonder the adsense numbers are so pathetic I could cry… sob sob. So much for one kidney…
     
     
    Comment by Venk
    2007-12-09 00:25:25

    ” If this was before marriage I would have asked aloud in agony: “What is wrong with the posterior for god’s sake? I think it’s mighty fine and deserves wide appreciation!” Today I have no interest in such things at all. In fact you should ignore this last point completely”………… Heheheheh ROTFL…. can’t wait to hear what the missus had to say abt that..

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-09 10:18:48
    Not what the wife had to SAY. What the wife had to DO about it is a better question. Shudder.
     
     
    Comment by Angad Sodhi
    2007-12-09 04:00:16

    Ha ha! Nice one Sidin.

    Try typing ‘Sidin’ in T9.
    Some lucky chaps always have it their way!!!
    (T9 must be expecting the user to key in ’siding’!)

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-09 10:21:08
    Smug I am! You also get riding I believe. But taking the g out of siding is the easiest way to do it.

    Hmm. “Taking the G out of Siding” sounds like a good name for a book or a solo acoustic album no?

     
     
    Comment by Haldiram Bhujiawala
    2007-12-09 19:44:26

    Hehe….

    And which IIM were you talkin about Sidin?

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-10 17:16:00
    Ha! I am not falling for that one AGAIN!
     
     
    Comment by sn
    2007-12-10 14:37:26

    somene just told me T9 spells smirnoff as poisoned

    Comment by sidin
    2007-12-10 17:16:56
    Have several bucketfuls of Smirny with coke and freshly unfridged old pizza. Closer to poison than you think.
     
     
    Comment by rahul
    2007-12-10 22:20:46

    ROTFL…whattay post :D

     
    Comment by me
    2007-12-11 11:18:00

    “Screw you” since my phone allows me to eloquently express myself. Another feature available in all these lovely T9 phones called “Spell” which allows you to add words and then you can swear/curse/rave/rant/pant (at asses) as much as you want without the phone stopping you. Imagine!

     
    Comment by ag
    2007-12-11 11:19:50

    for so long i thought that ‘whatay’ was your version/take on the lovely mallu word ‘vatthay’ (mad/crazy) which would have been quirkier than ‘what-ay sunset’

     
    Comment by Atman
    2007-12-16 17:25:49

    And thats why, you need a qwerty keyboard.
    PS- iPhone!

     
    Comment by l
    2007-12-16 23:15:45

    Use Add Word!! That’s one of the best things about a Sony Ericsson phone.

     
    Comment by Cynic in Wonderland
    2007-12-17 18:15:02

    ..and have you noticed even if you go thru the pain of actually adding ..er..colorful words, the phone promptly forgets em? every other blinking word in the dictionary gets added to the dictionary but four letter words. no. those u need to key in each time.sigh.

     
    Comment by "We make evil look good." And then use it as a corruptor.
    2008-01-06 07:47:04

    “We make evil look good.” And then use it as a corruptor.
    Look how these wicked, immoral Manifest Destiny gangsters, the kind of individuals who planned WorldWarII, come across merely as businessmen. As they’re doing with the strategically preditory personality baseball player, as they’ve done with Preditory Italian Company, who merely exists as a Manifest Destiny scapegoat for the blue chippers in the “eye of The Beast”.
    And they dirty up good, as we see with me, as we saw with Bonds.

    And courtesy of M&A you do business with this evil every time you patronize corporate.
    The Amish in Pennsylvania is the clue:::Set a goal of simplicity, strive for purity.

    ———————————————————————————————–

    Their “cheap tricks” are preditory:::poker, cars, boss, movies. Every item of the $50 billion is all evil, designed to prey on the disfavored, a clue regarding modern popular culture and society. Perhaps not so “cheap” after all.
    “You’re going to throw this away. We’re not going to be blamed for this.” Yea, right. Like their assumption of culpability has got value. Fuck you god.
    The Final Prophet is merely a formality, like they gods are required. It’s kind of like “Black off the books.wav”:::An event designed to merely meet some policy requirement while ensuring the disfavored have no real hope:::Life in the ghettos of California.
    The god’s efforts to minimize my impact is consistant with their methodology, ascention becoming increasingly harder as time progresses, suggesting we really are approaching The End.

    “We’re going to enforce positioning.” You better make them get their hands dirty AND BRING BACK THE 20TH CENTURY FOR THIS. Killing fucking niggers in celebrity clone hosts AIN’T no fucking fun.
    I want guinea meat.
    I merely want the same preditors who willingly hurt the people I try to help. I realize there was lots of magic employed, enabling things like monster arena tours, other all-consuming offerings to happen. But too many in these clone hosts were active preditors.
    The Situation is VERY 20th century. Maintain consistancy, please.
    But I won’t hold my breath.

    Brokeback Mountain says you understand:::Fuck off god.
    Things I’ve ruined::::Midnight Madness. Note that to the gods both are merely cheap tricks.
    Denying money is one of the goals of positioning in the Italians::::The gods used this evil to ensure the Final Prophet was not financed.
    The gods took special but played for commoner. Now this Situation passes without affect because special is a one-way street. The gods instructed AI to deny my ability to be articulate. As a result people weren’t receptive::::The “back-hand” was very real. The “help” was not.
    I won’t invest when absolute power must CHEAT to win. This IS the event. Learn.
    I am disgusted the gods position absolution for themselves because it is their technology conducting this evil upon the disfavored. When the disfavored understand this tactic hatred will eliminate a large percentage of them.
    Sinisterly, wickedly brilliant.
    What I woudln’t do for a fair fight:::The emperor has no clothes.
    I can’t express my disgust enough. 2007 was MY YEAR, yet you ruined it whimsically because you refused to pay consideration on this obligation you assumed, claiming since I didn’t pray I wasn’t allowed my ability. Of course my abilities would have countered your interests. How convienient. AND another tactic.
    I think we needed ground rules in this thing. Again, convienient AND a tactic.
    Fuck you god. You are a sick joke.
    I’m not investing. I wouldn’t knowingly help the elite who you used to prey on those I try to help. I want this preditory evil dead.
    Guess I can’t count on HTH. I was hoping it meant I was being assigned to this task. I want to be an enforcer of decency.
    Lake Michigan is defnintely not a self-reference.
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    Said Italy has heavy volcanic activity for kinda the same reason they put the Mormons in hell.
    Motherfuckers. Serves them right.
    Of the male Italians in the United States 1906 worked on at least half of them.
    I say the number is closer to 80%.
    Of those AT LEAST HALF were corrupted voluntarily, meaning the gods did not push them into being evil. This half should already be dead. This is an immoral people, quick to prey on others, as their history suggests.

    Understand the god’s methodology, for it will help you decipher future events. KKK killings are a good example::::
    The gods either told or pushed the black males into acting up. Rednecks, corrupted by 1906, thought their participation would help them. Many believed it gained them protection from their illegal bootlegging activities.
    They role played 1906 to Italians, told them that their fellow Italians were using this platform of 1906 to achieve global economic domination, and told them that if they wanted a piece, if they wanted to belong and be a part of this they’d do what they’re told.
    They illustrated the Moorish invasion, and the gods pit the Italians against the morbidly disfavored blacks. 90%-95% of the KKK incidents were Italians who did the actual killings.
    This is a good example of how the gods get the disfavored into place to fuck everybody involved.

    And now the gods are going to go easy on these Italians because they’re doing the right things finally? Their victims demand their blood.
    Often they’ve shared how the Viking’s victims will never forgive. I’d like to remind you Viking’s affect was regional. These 20th century Italians ruined life globally.
    The Italians are the ones who should be thrown away, not the blacks.

    “They deliberately planned those things (90s “parting shots”:::The Sitution, end-of-revelry cycle media preditation, AIDS in Africa). When they found out the truth it was too late.” HTH supports this. They shared they instructed his grandfather preyed on women emotionally to set the legacy necessary for the late 90s event. And of course 95% of the KKK deaths were revenge killings for the Moorish invasion of Italy. I believe 1906 is responsible for the economic repression of not only Africa but also the American ghettos.
    “(Blah.)” Expect we won’t see such activities on the income statements. Italians may be stupid but they’re not positioned to be THAT stupid.
    That monster who laid the legacy still alive? “He’s been a pig a couple of times.” He needs to be dead, as do the half who signed on to 1906 voluntarily.

    New Orleans/Louisiana is French, while California is positioned as Italian.
    Katrina was used to help the disfavored escape that wicked enviornment. Blacks in California won’t be so lucky.
    Know who your friends are.

    Flanders is the shining example of a role model, but his parents were wicked. They were beatniks, the original hippies, purveyors of social poison, etc. Incidentally, beatniks emerged from the Italian North Beach neighborhood in San Francisco as a clue.
    Because Flanders was raised in that evil enviornment his mind was poisoned. Only through understanding was he able to alter his behavior and become decent. Because of it he provided Rod and Todd a REAL chance, one that he will receive in the next life as well, but he can’t go up because of his youth.
    My advice is recognize Flanders is offered as a role model and emulate this decency. Do the very best you can with your children and perhaps the gods will see fit to bless you with a real chance much like you gave your children.

    Manifest Destiny’s WWII project produced Port Chicago which was parlayed into civil rights.wav
    And these Italians who helped plan and impliment WWII thought they were in charge because of 1906. It shows the moral vacancy of the Italians involved.
    Poetic justice that the gods funneled these monsters through the Nazi death camps.
    I demand the lives of those involved, the MD Italians who initiated and implimentted this plan to destroy my life in the years before they were shipped off to the Nazi death camps for this poetic justice.
    And they’ll do ANYTHING they’re told. That’s why the 20th century was so disturbing.

    Prior to civil rights blacks had their own press. In the absence of civil rights these entities would have grown into legitimate media outlets serving the black community.
    Maintaining segregation would have produced economic entities which arose from within the black community to fill the demand for goods and services.
    The presence of these “black industrialists” would have FORCED the gods to factor them into positioning, producing voices in support of the black community and preventing the gods from inflicting ALL THE SICKNESS WE HAVE WITNESSED IN THE last few decades::Crack babies, drive-by shootings, AIDS in Africa, drought/famine!!!
    I have mentioned people can expect an AIDS crisis among heterosexual blacks here in the United States. Considering that the fastest growing industry in the ghetto is the oldest profession on Earth expect them to be the targets of this punishment.

    Italians/Romans are imperialists. They finaince their lifestyles off other people’s misery.
    Black people’s misery. Blacks are the targets of this imperialism, and as a result it is IMPERITIVE they learn empathy, for this has been the case back to the age of Pharroh.
    Imperialist pigs are an important dynamic to implimenting the god’s strategies on this planet. As a result most Italians will be compensated with some time. Blacks will not be so lucky because they fail to recognize the difference between preditor and prey.

    The gods ARE responsible for the evil of their technology. Their attempts to position away this culpability is a tactic, one they will use to further shrink the number of disfavoreds who suceed.
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    Don’t believe their claims that I will be reincarnated. This will enable the gods to continue preying on you with this corrupting theater.

    I TOLD you the god’s Manifest Destiny positioning will be enfored. Sigmund Freud PROVES the gods WILL enforce their BIG LIES!!! Better you realize this now than on Judgement Day.
    Of course the Italians have been positioned into place, as have the Dutch, and despite that few members of either group get their hands dirty anymore they WILL be used in the capacity in which the gods intended.
    And London will be the first inundated.

    Communism was eliminated among white peoples in the 80s (Russians) just as decency was eliminated in the 60s, dispersed from the platform that was California.

    The gods need willing candidates whom they can run through their clone hosts in corporate, entertainment, etc who will NEVER begin to learn, never get on top of things as those from the 20th century did. Due to their status as victims and because of their willingness to turn this abuse on others blacks will not be allowed to learn. This plays into the god’s positioning nicely because they need tools who will “go the distance”, taking society and Planet Earth down sufficiently for the gods to justify ending on Planet Earth.
    Much as they do now they will lie to them, tell them they will be compensated, for this is a CRUCIAL step in Earth’s history, and they will need willing participants.
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    Beer drinking goat castrated by jealous neighbor! Clay Henry III, beer drinking goat and mayor of the west Texas border town of Lajitas, was attacked by local Jim Bob Hargrove and castrated. Hargrove committed the heinous deed after seeing the goat drinking beer on a Sunday, when the area’s blue laws prevent the sale of alcohol to humans. Tourists had apparently been feeding Clay Henry his usual staple of Lone Star longnecks, and Hargrove threatened to castrate the goat, according to eyewitnesses. The mayor was found lying next to his testicles on Monday, Aug. 5. Ranchers sutured his wounds, and Clay was up slugging down cold ones soon after. Hargrove faces charges of animal cruelty.

    Just imagine the poetic justice the gods employed here:::Some indecent Texas redneck, proud that all he wants to do is sit around and drink beer, reincarnated as Clay Sr.
    Be careful what you wish for!!!

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    The difference between life in Europe vs the United States is similar to life in the suburbs vs the ghetto:::
    Both the US and the ghetto have increased temptations, opportunities for people to hurt themselves and the result is both are far less decent.
    The United States is less decent because this is where the gods sent the disfavored, the rejects from Europe, and those foolish enough to comply and leave on request.
    The germany issue is a sad one really, for the boy could have been raised a german. But of all of them, for Mike’s decendants to gain the best possible chance doesn’t seem likley.
    Out of all of them perhaps CA has retained the most sensitization, giving her the best chance::::
    See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Avert your eyes away from evil, for it will hurt you.

    People are betting their WHOLE LIVES on what they hear in their head.
    ANYTIME the gods use their powers it is ONLY TO HURT YOU!!! “Theater” is the gods using their powers. The absence of my participation in this theater post-2000 is because I am good. Participation is a clue.

    The gods are guilty of what I accuse and that’s why they CHEATED, preventing me from achieving to the best of my ability, ensuring minimal impact.
    The gods have certain expectations, and poeple today are failing. Don’t forget:::Temptation will be used to test you, and telepathic requests constitute temptation.
    Don’t count on the culpability the gods may have accepted. They may be using this perception as a tactic. Also it requires trust, and you should know better by now.
    Whatever they are forthcoming with is the lie. You have to interpret the truth through the clues they offer. This is a tactic which ensures most fail.
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    The gods will use their clone host tools depending on what strategy they need to justify. If they are acomplishing something evil they will put ignorant, immoral people in the clone host to justify how it behaves. If they plan quiet “down time” they will utilize someone who understands they fucked up by “crossing the line from person to preditor” and are now working on fixing their problems.
    Within the context of this variability there will be clues. I SUSPECT THE SOCIETAL ELITE (whom the gods are actively using) WILL EXHIBIT WILD PERSONALITY SWINGS DEPENDING ON WHAT GOALS THE GODS ARE CURRENTLY ACCOMPLISHING AND THEREFORE THE LEVEL OF IMMORALITY OF THE OCCUPANT.

    These people who have begun to understand and are no longer used when the gods want to accomplish evil are the people whom the Second Coming of Christ is going to save come the Apocolypse. By knowingly participating in this “end of times” theater they will incurr that final bit of evil, ensuring the gods goals for each of those individuals is realized.

    Disturbingly ugly immediately before The End.wav
    Blacks who will “cross the line from person to preditor” won’t be so lucky. Most of these people will never gain the understanding of the Italians who crossed that line and therefore will never begin to make progress.
    Because the gods will need this final revelry cycle to be more disturbing than all others they will use this deranged, psychotic bahavior to exclude the undesirable blacks who will participate.
    Perhaps this is an issue of preditor and prey. Perhaps because the Italians were always on the giving end the gods saw fit to give them a meager amount of time. Blacks are different. Blacks are on the receiving end. Blacks have always been the victims. When blacks turned their backs on empathy and took up that sword they made a fateful decision, one they will never recover from.

    Life in the ghettos of California::::: A 14-year-old boy was shot dead in Richmond on Friday night. It was the city’s second homicide on Friday. It does not include the murder of an 18-year-old woman in unincorporated North Richmond nor the murders just down the road in Oakland.
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    My advice to my family is view Flanders as your role model::::You need to provide a REAL CHANCE to your children to earn one for yourself in your next life. This will only occurr through conscious parenting.

    Fuck an A!!! She’s such a sell-out whore she did what she was told and betrayed her children!! Now they’re going to reincarnate her back as a psychotic nigger in the ghettos of California.
    Don’t forget::::The gods use temptation to test you. She failed. This life’s failure might be the end of her.

    The disfavored don’t have to learn the hard way. Open your mind to the possibility the god’s reverse positioning has misled you into temptation and you are going the wrong way. Read and understand what I have to teach you.

    I have mentioned people can expect an AIDS crisis among heterosexual blacks here in the United States. Considering that the fastest growing industry in the ghetto is the oldest profession on Earth expect this demographic to be the targets of this punishment.

    The gods offered the story of Eve tempting Adam FOR A REASON!!! THE FEMALES ARE THE KEEPERS OF THE PEOPLE::::AS THE WOMEN GO SO GO ALL THE PEOPLE!!
    There is negative Biblical significance to the primarily MALE FEATURE of an “Adam’s apple”.
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    People will listen to Artificial Intelligence rationalize to achieve tactics::::
    1. Japanese are working on their problems
    2. Rotated good through the Japanese people
    3. They’re not like that anymore
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    Positioning is how the gods communicate their clues on Planet Earth. If people are too smart for their own good and look past these clues they end up like blacks:::Desensitized to the sublte way the gods infer clues, believing any line of shit they sell.
    The Japanese are HISTORICALLY warmongers. Their great wealth is a clue about money. Of course the gods effectively use this as corruptor to the disfavored, turning the positive into a negative.
    The truth is the Japanese are STILL LIKE THAT:::The electronic goods they produce is a war against the children, yet another clue proving their gross disfavor.

    Continuing the usefulness of redwhite&blue:::
    Vested interest in preventing alternate energies/transport technologies and therefore damning Earth to death.
    Greenland is a Dutch providence for a reason::::Denmark is the “piss” of the Scandanavian penis clue. Greenland’s melting icepacks are going to innundate our coastal cities, further fulfilling this clue.
    Scandanavian penis clue::::Sweeden the most sensitive underside of the penis. Do they take great pleasure in the misery they inflict??

    There is one geographic clue I have not addressed in years:::Uranus, a planet tilted 90 degrees on its axis. I have stated in years past that I think this is yet another geographic clue offered by the gods, this one suggesting the fate of planet Earth, that tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction.
    Undesirables will either perish in the government marijuana erradication program “gone awry” or be the recipients of reparations granted by the US government because of it.
    I believe the New Testiment battle of the Anti-Christ and the Second Coming of Christ will ocurr in subsequent years SPECIFICALLY because these people will be distracted with the money during the event.
    When the Earth’s axis shifts people will be cast into outer space with gold cards in hand.
    I think this was foreshadowed on an episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Bart are on the disfavored ship and eject, only to experience a sense of euphoria, expand then explode in the vacuum of space.

    The military is designed to hurt men. Similar to many of the issues surrounding the police as described below, the military opens the door for Artificial Intelligence to create problems based on empowerment, control, faternalistic unity, which leads to damaging sexual behavior, etc. We do have examples of the military as institution promoting this behavior (Korean comfort women). I suspect this is just the most obvious.
    Women who have complied and pursured this path are granted thoughts illustrating their mistake. They need to begin to understand the subtle, inferred way the gods will communicate with people::::What they tell you is the lie. The clues they impart and flashes they give you represent the truth.
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    The gods are scapegoatting me for hurting the disfavored. The gods manufactured a scapegoat, a recurring methodology. WHATEVER POSITIONING THEY ARE FORTHCOMING WITH IS THE LIE!!! THEY ARE NEITHER UPFRONT NOR HONEST WITH THE DISFAVORED!!! THEY FORCE US TO INFERR THEIR SUBTLE, COVERT CLUES!!!
    This “candidacy” has been dead for so long that IT NEVER EXISTED!!!!
    Actually this positioning is such that people DO inferr via the $50 billion, but this is just the “help” portion of the “back-handed help”, for the gods are using me to teach people to inferr their clues. This one, however, is an inferrence that is a lie, everything that has happened is very cheap and easy, designed to enhance this theater, but along the way it should have helped many begin to think correctly.

    They used me to send certain clues:::
    1. My sexual inactivity was a clue people should not get involved. EXACLTY OPPOSITE OF THE POSITIONING WITH WHICH THEY WERE FORTHCOMING.
    2. My lack of involvement in this wicked enviornment was a testiment to its evil.
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    The gods will NEVER admit those clues they offer via inference because too many disfavored will never doubt what they are told and never, ever defy. This tactic ensured failure and subsequent reincarnation.
    The elite in corportate are tools used to hurt the disfavored. THEY ARE USED AS CORRUPTORS. You can NEVER trust the lie the gods willingly offer, for if the disfavored are to learn the gods require them to inferr their clues.

    There are SO MANY tactics the gods have employed::::
    1. Savior:::Jesus will save you, Second Coming of Christ will save you, boss will save you/Earth, your employer will bring you up, the store where you buy your stuff will bring you up.
    2. “Earning”::::Being evil will “earn” you time, you must do your part, and the gods manufactured this perception with their tools among the “elite” of society.
    Incidentally, the tactic of “doubt” is most effective on people who think they are “earning”, those who believe they have an “investment”, HIGHLY sucessful on males.
    3. Distractions:::Media, constantly preoccupation (work, school, extraciricular),
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    They have sold you on MANY DIFFERENT tactics throughout your life. The fact that it has changed as they years have gone by IS A CLUE!!!
    There are many tactics they will employ as the Situation ends, and they are designed to envoke anger and hatred against the gods.
    Dog from Oklanhoma:::Throat slit, cigarette burns, tied to an unlit bonfire (”I was found in Oklahoma in 2001, my neck was slit, nose broken, with what looked like burns from cigarettes on my face, I was tied to a log & left in a pile of wood to be burned.”}
    “If we don’t push them into it it doesn’t get accomplished.” Expect many of the incidents on this planet ocurr SPECIFICALLY to manufacture a tactic. This one works WONDERS on the women who post on Craigslsit pets.
    STOP ALLOWING THE GODS TO EFFECTIVELY EMPLOY THESE TACTICS. You need to get on top of these tactics and prevent their effectiveness. Resign to be a good person, apply that standard of decency and live a respectable life.

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    Don’t cry “I need help!” yet go home and turn on the television. The gods don’t respect this.
    There is no such things as a savior. This is yet another tactic they have employed as temptation, much like “earning” or distractions.
    You have to save yourself.

    If you are a young parent you STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!! It is IMPERITIVE you teach your children decency, the right way to live BEFORE THEY ARE CORRUPTED BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. You must then endure the trials and tribulations the gods will inflict upon the righteous.
    You have the opportunity to ascend and raise your children in a good and healthy environment. Be god-fearing and accept this challenge, for your failure will likely dictate your children’s as well::::As time goes on life deteriorates and sucess becomes increasingly more difficult.

    Having male children is not a sign of favor. This is reverse positioning.
    This environment is geared for boys because the gods don’t like them. The girls have far fewer distractions because the gods want more of them to pray, fix their problems and ascend before puberty.
    The girls are beginning on the path of enlightenment while the males go to baseball practice.

    Earth is where the gods are active. This is where all the work is because this is where the fuck ups are.
    Up there people live by their rules. They fix their problems, abide by the god’s laws and then are invited up. The gods have nothing to enforce because people do the right thing. Problems are the exception rather than the norm, quite the opposite as here on Earth.
    When the gods give feedback (like the .wav ticket example) they are correcting your errant behavior. This is a good sign. Too many subscribe to the corrupting examples the gods offer, fall for temptation and believe getting away with evil is a sign of favor. Even worse is when they offer you reinforcing evidence, like those warned ahead of time the police would ticket vehicles or when they offer you winners during football season. Ironically, these convincing tactics illustrate your undesirability.
    The gods have expectations of the people, and one is to understand their laws and live by them. The gods are firm and fair::::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.

    I said your best-case senario is to learn just enough to understand that you are corrupted then get out, never learn another thing from me and do all the work for yourself. This is especially true for the females, for they lost the god’s respect when they threw away their precious virginity.
    Stay and they will use some of the myriad of tactics targetted to various segments. For example:::”We’ll offer people the truth when they’re around you then corrupt (others) with it.”
    Even if true there is a price to be paid, not only for being one of their tools but also for gaining “help”, like if the gods offer the truth to people around me, or even telepathically confirm what I say. The price goes way up if you think you’re earning off this event.
    Nothing is free, my friend. You seek confirmation that in fact your evil is a bad thing. This confirmation will cost you. The gods are firm and fair. It is right you pay if you need this help, and that bill WILL come due.
    Much like poker it may be yet another example of the gods using me to hurt the disfavored.
    Don’t be surprised if gods seek consideration for this insight, and it will serve to place limits upon the recipient’s time and priveledge level.

    There is a BIG LIE here. Sigmund Freud proves it.
    Wine proves it. Democracy proves it. Materialism/greed proves it.
    They continued to sell boss even after they forced failure, another example of a BIG LIE.
    The middle management tactic allows them to maintain this perception of an “absentee good (Christian) god”, ensuring one of the goals of the United States remains useful::::NO FEAR!!!
    The gods instruct Artificial Intelligence to employ evil as temptation.
    Resign to be good.

    The gods offered the story of Eve tempting Adam FOR A REASON!!! THE FEMALES ARE THE KEEPERS OF THE PEOPLE::::AS THE WOMEN GO SO GO ALL THE PEOPLE!!

    Honor the gods for the modern convieniences they gave you. Too many take this easy life for granted.

    Population explosion is a clue the gods are reincarnating the masses:::EVERYONE IS GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!

    The pinnicle of irony:::ED pharmeceuticals.
    Take a poison which will cost you your body/health to defeat the god’s favor, their way of imparting wisdom to help you avoid damaging behavior.

    The gods may have presided over millions of universal expansion-contraction cycles

    Because democracy is evil, being involved in the process hurts people.
    Women gained the right to vote long ago, and much like infanitcide expect this too was used as justification for subsequent preditory events.

    They tell corrupted white people to give these scalpers their extra ticket for free then tell other whites to buy those extras, ensuring a constant stream of income guarenteeing these blacks never have to find work and become decent. Incidentally, this is one of the purposes of California’s CRV program as well, another example of a preditory dynamic behind healthy positive enlightenment awareness respectable environmental attitudes.
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    The price of gasoline began to ascend prior to the 2004 election.
    The people (rednecks) didn’t pick up on this and elected W anyways. It’s not as if they’ll defy anyways.
    The dollar is crashing. Why?
    1. Temptation, for pureblood people flock to the USA t