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Random Overhearings…

By sidin ⋅ September 11, 2006 ⋅ Email This Post ⋅ Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Overheard earlier today during an interview:

Interviewer: You understand that this job involves interacting with corner shops and retailers and wholesalers and really the lowest of the low…

Woman applicant: I understand completely. It is a challenge. But as you can see in my CV it is a challenge I have faced successfully before.

Interviewer: Hmm. But I hope you are aware of the… you know… sheer dirtiness involved in this profile. Street-work is tough and can be a total turn off for a lot of people… most people…

Woman: Oh no no no. (Gesticulating with both hands for effect) I love interacting with people. In fact when I meet these types of people… I just dont get turned off at all… in fact I get really really turned on! Really turned on! (Face huffing with effort…)

Interviewer: Er… ah… yes of course… ok…

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Comments for “Random Overhearings…”

  • fact or fiction
    awwwww come on I refuse to beieve that woman can be that stupid.
    by the way mna you write exceedingly well
  • BaKfIrE
    i think she came to wrong room with the right mugged up words !! :)
  • Shashank
    And what were you doing while you overheard that?
  • luvarien
    hey man why have u stopped posting...


    neways happy diwali
  • chaos
    too good...
  • rinku
    Sidin, whatever happened of your book? You dun even bog regularly :-(
  • Gautam
    good stuff zinadine,
    -garbo
  • Gautam
    hey sid, garbo here.
    good stuff man.
  • Melody
    :) Interesting!


    Now why haven't you posted for so long??
  • senthil kumar dhanasekaran
    did the girl get blew the job or she got a blow job... quiet tricky the words are... nice post...
  • Shreyas
    Dude, your columns on Hindu BL rock! I have been laughing so hard my cubicle neighbour's asking me what the tears are for!


    Keep up the humour! You are getting funnier by the day (unlike Dave Barry)
  • oskar lewis
    hey, I'm new in Hindi! I posted some Hindi poems and music on my blog http://www.oskarlewis.com/weblog/archives/1317<... actually I'm looking for songs sung in a dialect: can you help me finding them?

    kind regards
  • Surya Ragunaathan
    by the way, that Google webmasters which Rama has written bout is nothing but the fact that Google is recruiting for Search Engine Marketing (SEM)...am currently doing the same...trust me Sid, its not for people like you & me (though I dont know u much personally, but still i can say that, i think...)
    Cheers!!
  • Surya Ragunaathan
    hic hic...good post, chief :-)
  • If I tell ya, I'll have to kil
    PS: i was snorting quietly throughout balle balle in delhi...this coming from a non-punju in saddi dilli
  • If I tell ya, I'll have to kil
    my office is full of such lovelies. right from "i am very busty" written on the office messenger, instead of "i am very busy" to plenty more. i even compiled a list. not 1, not 2, but 3! u can read one of these http://maladiesofconfused.blogspot.com/2005/11/...
  • Hiren
    Certain situations bring out the meaning of the worrd in a completely different perspective. Just as she is trying to reply how turned on of off she is with stray people, Journalism does not seem to be so turned on by bloggers- Are bloggers failed writers and half-wits or for professional journalism, is this the pits?
  • @
    dude...jairamjiki to you too... that comment isnt anything but a promo for your blog... might as well have dropped a few words about this one too....since you were already here
  • shrawan
    LOL....try this link and find urself......http://jairamji.blogspot.com/
    shrawan
  • sneha
    lol. strange stranger strangest. applicant belongs to the third kind!
  • Tijo
    That's a PJ at the best dude.. please don't disappoint fans like me ;-)
  • Abhishek
    This looks like a very intersting conversation...
    Girl: "....turn on.."

    "Interviewer: Er... ah... yes of course... ok.."
  • @
    hehehe ...these types of people eh :)


    great writing man.... love the part in the other post about a moderately hot woman signing up for a mechanical engineering course.



    only someone who went to engineering college will understand the loneliness of the long distance mechanical engineer :)
  • Canary
    hahahaha :D
  • Shobha
    LOLOLOL....
  • IIM-Jobs
    Jobs for MBAs from India's top 10 b-schools.


    http://iim-jobs.blogspot.com
  • killer is i
    Hahahaha ..
    Stupid lady ..
  • Rama
    Sidin,
    Check this out.

    http://services.google.com/events/wordmasters



    Rama
  • artnavy
    absolutely hilarious
  • Bluepanther
    This was funny!!!!
  • itchingtowrite
    LOL... liked the balle balle in delhi post too. quite typical.
  • Nee
    LOL - and she didn't correct herself later?


    Giri...good one too!
  • JuiceMeUp
    Now Now, I need to don the role of a street thug and get her turned on. That would be a challenge now.


    Hey Sidin

    In your links section, i think you meant Jay/David Letterman/O'Brain Liners instead of Jay/Leno/O'Brain Liners
  • ronsaik
    Pauvre femme, who fed the glee
    Of fatcat's smirking gloat

    She needed money, not bloggers funny

    O - lend her a five pound note.
  • PSR Chaitanya
    " Interviewer: Er... ah... yes of course... ok.."


    LMAO
  • chaicoffee
    killer!
  • Abhishek
    interviewer :Do you have any idea what amount of disgrace you have earned for yourself.Your "turned on" answer scoffed at in the blogworld..


    lady:(unperturbed)I am waiting for cardamom to comment...he's gonna clarify everything.He truly understands me *sniff* .last NIGHT he promised me that he'll tell the world what i really meant to say...



    *sidin-laughing under the table*



    *cardamom-Auctioning a brand new MMS clip..*
  • Maverick
    I am not sure if she got the job or not, but all corner shop owners in her "field" will definitely be turned on too ;-)
  • Jay Sun
    Good one !


    btw, did she get the job ?
  • Giri
    Funny one!


    i think wrong words tumble out frequently in office settings. A lady in my earlier company sent a farewell note to us all stating



    "..sad to leave you, but i am sure we will keep banging into each other".



    I've read many a funny farewell note till now. If one makes a compendium of such REAL ONES it will make an ultra comedy book i guarantee!
  • chitra
    Hyuck hyuck hyuck....talk about how words can be twisted....
  • IdeaSmith
    LOL....strange are the fetishes that people have...and stranger still, the things they admit to!
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